My way

How to make coffee Kirsi-style early in the morning:
1. Put the kettle on.
2. Put coffee in a cup.
3. Wait a bit in another room (read: check Facebook!).
4. Pour water on coffee, then realize it was cold water.
5. Put the cup in a microwave.
6. Wait, then take the cup out. Put it back for some more...
7. While its in a microwave, pour some milk into another cup.
8. Take the coffee out, put milk into a microwave.
9. Take sieve. Take coffee thats been microwaved and pour it through a sieve into another cup.
10. Now leave the coffee. Take milk and pour coffee on it.
11. Realize it still has some coffee grounds in it.
12. Take another cup and sieve it through again.
13. Now sip it. Realize its still cold.
14. Put it back to microwave for 30 seconds.
15. Drink it. No sugar. Put sugar in.
16. Go to your room and drink it quick otherwise it goes back to cold...
*Somewhere in the middle realize that everyone else is still sleeping so instead of laughing out loud you just sneak back into your room pretending you didn't do anything.
*All 3 cups were not harmed!